Quickie About Cyrus

So it has recently been brought to my attention that I am tragically misunderstood.

Our dear, fearless leaders, Mr. Testa and Mr. Johansson mentioned to me today that some of the seemingly caustic remarks that I make on this blog could be interpreted by others as being (gasp) mean-spirited.

I would like to take a moment to apologize officially if I personally offended any of you. However, in the future, please take all my comments with a grain of salt. Many of the suggestions that I make are pertinent and could actually be used constructively. My remarks, dripping with sarcasm, are merely intended to lighten up the concept of correcting my peers. As a blossoming young-adult, you should have a thicker skin than I should be able to penetrate with my tomfoolery.

Thank you for your patience. In the future, please keep this conveniently in the back of your mind.